On the way to America for nearly six weeks to make content with the SSBHM God UncleM0therFucker, I had some seriously heavy luggage which was making my battered body ache like hell! So I took myself off to the facilities, got naked and massaged a special concoction of CBD balm, Voltarol gel, Musselflex gel, Rescue Remedy cream and CBD serum (costs about £70+ to buy the relevant tubes to mix together) into my bum, hips and thighs to stop them hurting so much. It works a treat, but my fucking god, how I'd love someone else to give me a proper massage! Any volunteers?